Found this on a gardening site. So very true.

"Winterize your lawn," the big sign outside the garden store commanded.
I've fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of it die
anyway. Now I'm supposed to winterize it? I hope it's too late. Grass
lawns have to be the stupidest thing we've come up with outside of
thong swimsuits! We constantly battle dandelions, Queen Anne's lace,
thistle, violets, chicory and clover that thrive naturally, so we can
grow grass that must be nursed through an annual four step chemical dependency.


( Imagine the conversation The Creator might have with St. Francis about this: )