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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa. 'Pencil,' however, is
masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
 
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups,male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
computer'
should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Now I'm wondering what gender LJ would be considered.
 

Date: 2011-07-29 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edenskye.livejournal.com
Giggles this is cute.

Date: 2011-07-29 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kudagirl.livejournal.com
Wow, suddenly I can cross post from DW and comment here on LJ.

Date: 2011-07-29 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larabeckinsale.livejournal.com
Yay, Lj is alive!!!! Weeee!!!

Funny.

And in reality it's actually both, depends on which country you live :D

Date: 2011-07-29 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kudagirl.livejournal.com
Yes, finally I can post and comment on LJ!

Here in the States, we don't have use that in language, but of course certain things will always be male or female to us. Guys talk about their cars like they are female. They call them sweetie, babe or some other loving thing.

Date: 2011-08-02 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lifefailsme.livejournal.com
LOL Brilliant!

Date: 2011-08-04 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kudagirl.livejournal.com
It was funny!

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