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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa. 'Pencil,' however, is
masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
 
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Found this on a gardening site. So very true.

"Winterize your lawn," the big sign outside the garden store commanded.
I've fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of it die
anyway. Now I'm supposed to winterize it? I hope it's too late. Grass
lawns have to be the stupidest thing we've come up with outside of
thong swimsuits! We constantly battle dandelions, Queen Anne's lace,
thistle, violets, chicory and clover that thrive naturally, so we can
grow grass that must be nursed through an annual four step chemical dependency.


Imagine the conversation The Creator might have with St. Francis about this: )
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No blondes were harmed in these jokes. 
 I promise.                                                                         

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Today is the coldest day in twenty years in Texas.
Where I live it didn't get to 20 degrees today.
Snow forecast for early Friday morning.
They claim it won't be icy, but fluffy snow.
Dang it!  I live in Texas because I hate cold weather.





Now for something other than bitching...Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? )
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TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

No offense to any of these countries. It's a joke, people. )
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Just a short story about a couple and how they got together and had a child. 

My seventy-five year old uncle sent this to me.


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It would be funny, if it wasn't true. )

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