Mad-Libs-ish Meme. LOL!
Jul. 5th, 2009 08:14 amI totally stole this from
dawnofme who mercilessly snagged from it
from
mitashade who I don't know.
Dear Max,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it
when you smacked my ass in your apartment and I saw you sit on the elephant
in the corner. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching
my butt as you read this.
Go drown yourself,
Sharon
( Write your own letter )
Thank you
dawnofme .
I woke up tired this morning because I didn't sleep well last night.
Max, my dog, was so upset and cried till almost 1am because the fireworks
scared him so badly. Now I am in a much better mood. Love ya!
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Dear Max,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it
when you smacked my ass in your apartment and I saw you sit on the elephant
in the corner. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching
my butt as you read this.
Go drown yourself,
Sharon
( Write your own letter )
Thank you
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I woke up tired this morning because I didn't sleep well last night.
Max, my dog, was so upset and cried till almost 1am because the fireworks
scared him so badly. Now I am in a much better mood. Love ya!