Life Isn't A Fairy Tale Prompt: Fairy Tale

Wrote this for Live Journal's Open On Sunday's prompt of fairy tale.




Title: Life Isn’t A Fairy Tale
Prompt: Fairy Tale
Characters: Dawn, Spike
Setting: After Buffy’s death, but before  Willow brings her back to life.
Disclaimer: Not Joss, just me, no money, just love.

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Dawn loved to watch  Disney’s Sleeping Beauty.

Spike was bored so he told her how the original story was about necrophilia and cannibalism.

“Beauty was dead when the Prince found her. He had sex with her and returned to his wife.

Beauty woke up after giving birth to twins.  The Prince found out and took them home.

The wife tried to cook the twins and serve them to the prince.

She failed and was burned as punishment. “

“Eww…Spike, that’s not a fairy tale ending. “

“Bit, life isn’t a fairy tale. Better to know it and not be disappointed.”

What is your battle cry?

Members of my amazing flist otherwise know as rivertempest, edenskye and spikes_evilbint did this so of course I had to do it as well.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the desert! It is Kudagirl, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh: "I'm going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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Those who have met me know this is just what I would do. LOL!

Meme Time!

Since I left a comment on rivertempest's posting of this, I will honor it.

Comment to this post saying something - anything - about me. I'll then put what you've said in my profile.
This means that you can say I eat people, and it will still go up to describe me to the world.
Then post this in your journal, so we can do the same thing for you.

Just remember, I get to leave a comment on your posting of this as well.  Hee!