Character Meme

[kuda]

Saw this meme on dawnofme 's journal. Here's how it goes:

Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them.

Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.

1) Spike (BTVS)
2) Anya (BTVS)
3) Andrew (BTVS)
4) Xena (Xena)
5) Harmony (Angel)
6) Faith (Angel)
7) Kendall Hart (AMC)
8) Donna Noble (Dr Who)
9) Phoebe Buffay (Friends)
10) Spock (Star Trek)
11) Jean Hardcastle (As Time Goes By)
12) Roseanne (Roseanne)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? (Faith and Jean Hardcastle.) LOL! I doubt there is one.
Faith is a hottie, but I don’t think Jean would agree. Do you want to? That’s an easy one. No.

2. Do you think Four(Xena) is hot? Yes, I do. How hot? She is at least a 9.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Roseanne) got Eight (Donna Noble) pregnant?
I bet the Dr would pull out his sonic screwdriver and fix that quickly!

4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Phoebe)?
I’ve never read any Friends fics. So I guess the answer is no.

5. Would Two (Anya) and Six (Faith) make a good couple?
I think there would be a struggle about who would be on top and who would be in charge.
I think they might wear each other out, but yeah, they would make an awesome couple.

6. Five/Nine (Harmony/Phoebe) or Five/Ten (Harmony/Spock)? Why?
Harmony and Phoebe would be a hoot. They would out blond airhead each other.
Harmony and Spock would be like oil and water. Spock wouldn’t put up with Harmony very long. *snort*

7. What would happen if Seven (Kendall Hart) walked in on Two (Anya) and
Twelve (Roseanne) having sex?
I think there would be a great deal of laughing and pointing.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Andrew/Spock) fic.
A dream came true for Andrew when the Council sent him into the parallel universe to find the demon who escaped through the mirror. Instead of the demon he was tracking, Andrew finds himself on the deck of the Enterprise. Spock was Andrew’s number one fantasy lover from the original Star Trek. After all, Spock was super cool and had cheekbones that rivaled Spike’s. Will Andrew find the perfect magical spell to make the Vulcan his sex slave. Will Andrew go boldly where no man has gone before? Or will Spock use the Vulcan Mind Probe to find out this other world character's  evil plan?

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Spike/Donna Noble) fluff?
If there isn’t, there should be. Cause that would be a blast.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Kendall Hart/Roseanne) hurt/comfort fic.
"Two Bitches Sitting Around Talking About Life"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Xena) to deflower One (Spike)?
Spike and Buffy travel back in time to Greece to find an artifact to prevent the annual Apocolypse. Willow screws up the spell to send them. Spike ends up in Gabrille’s body while Buffy ends up in Joxer’s body. To acquire the artifact, Spike in Gabrille’s body must not be a virgin. Xena is more than happy to do the deed which causes Buffy in Joxer’s body to try to defend Spike’s honor. Xena wins.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Kendall Hart) slash?
Not a chance.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Andrew) het?
They might. I’ve seen a few stories of Andrew/Dawn. It’s rare, but it is out there.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Kendall Hart)?
I seriously doubt it. LOL.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Anya/Kendall/Harmony)?
Ha ha ha! No way!

16. What might Ten (Spock) scream at a moment of great passion?
Jim! Give it to me hard and at warp speed!

17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Donna Noble), which song would you choose?
There is a song called Donna by Cliff Richard that goes like this:

Oh Donna
Oh Donna
Oh Donna
Oh Donna

I had a girl Donna was her name
Since she left me
Well I've never been the same
'Cause I love my girl
Donna where can you be

And now that you're gone
I'm left here all alone
All by myself to wander and roam
How I love my girl
Donna where can you be

Oh Donna
Now that you're gone
I don't know what to do
All my love and all my kisses
Were for you, you just you

I had a girl Donna was her name
Since she's been gone
I've never been the same
'Cause I love my girl
Donna where can you be

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Spike/Faith/Roseanne) fic, what would the warnings be?
alternative universe, bondage, NC-17, PWP

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Anya) to use on Ten (Spock)?
Didn’t I meet you in the world without shrimp?

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Harmony)?
mabus101 has a series of Harmony drabbles where she works for Wal-Mart. Very funny.

21. What is Six's (Faith) super-sekrit kink?
Foot fetish

22. Would Eleven (Jean Hardcastle) shag Nine (Phoebe Buffay)? Drunk or sober?
I think there would have to be huge amounts of alcohol involved.

23. If Three (Andrew) and Seven (Kendall Hart) get together, who tops?
Kendall would top because Andrew wouldn’t know what to do.

24. "One (Spike) and Nine (Phoebe Buffay) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Phoebe Buffay ) suddenly runs off with Four (Xena). One (Spike), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Jean Hardcastle) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Roseanne), then follows the wise advice of Five (Harmony) and finds true love with Three (Andrew)."  -- *snort* I think Spike must have been on real bender to have a one-night stand with Jean. Roseanne might break Spike. He would be out of his mind to listen to Harmony’s advice. True love with Andrew - a geek’s dream come true!

25. What title would you give the above fic?
“The Many Odd Loves Of Spike”

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Kendall Hart/Donna Noble) was canon?
It would be a strange Dr Who episode when they searched for Aliens in Pine Valley. LOL.


 

Comments

[edenskye.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


Love the new Andrew icon. Where oh where did you ever find such a pretty?

[kudagirl.livejournal.com]

xlivvielockex made this one of Andrew.